PTLE

i was about to log off when i came across this. OMG! haha!
so, in lieu (also) of the just finished local PT boards, i am looking back when it was us on the chopping block.

PULA

in celebration of UP Centennial, i am looking back when we were still Iskolar ng Bayan...hehehe...

"... pan de sal, pan de leche
manga, timo-timo
one pula, ga ragumo!"

hahahahahahahaha!
(L-R) gel, caren, dean, meljohn, ron, donna, jomitz, sir sustento, sir labos, zynie, gex, joan, & me.

dean and caren are just the same height!
jomitz's birthday 1998

clockwise (L-R) sir labos, nico, landot, brian, edsel, jomitz, dean, art, & ron.
acquaintance party 1996. look at them cute boys..hahaha!

maasin field trip 1998

(L-R) donna, me, joan, zynie, gex, & caren
mga nene sa birthday ni jomitz, pink uniform and all...hahaha!
UP NAMING MAHAL
U.P. naming mahal, pamantasang hirang
Ang tinig namin, sana'y inyong dinggin
Malayong lupain, amin mang marating
Di rin magbabago ang damdamin
Di rin magbabago ang damdamin.

Luntian at pula, Sagisag magpakailanman
Ating pagdiwang, bulwagan ng dangal
Humayo't itanghal, giting at tapang
Mabuhay ang pag-asa ng bayan
Mabuhay ang pag-asa ng bayan.

NENE VIRGIN

this is my friend Caren. she's a nurse in training.
101 uses of oxygen
101 uses of the hospital bed

she'll make an excellent healthcare provider! ^.^

SHORT STORY

i was hugging dean from behind.
i asked him "what if the devil made a pact with me; he'll give me boobies, natural ones of course, but he'll also give me a penis."
"he can have those boobs and shove it up his ass" he said.
"but what if i agree, patilawon mo man ko cmu?" i asked, grinning.
"tsk, bie man bala" he turned and gave me a a VERY incredulous look.
"what? i just wanna know what it feels like..."
i was still hugging him, so i gave him a little bump from behind with my pelvis, arching my back a little.
he screamed.



ahahahahahahaha!

RAGUEL

i had nothing to do the past few days. i still find it difficult to read my notes at home (hehe) so i picked up dean's neil gaiman book, smoke and mirrors. it's a collection of short stories and other literature (i don't know how to classify his other works).

i was an atheist in college. a catholic school girl. ironic, ain't it? haha..

i've been chewing on this for a while...


an excerpt from the story, murder mysteries:

" Because nothing occurs without reason; and all the reason are Yours. you set Saraquel up: yes, he killed Carasel. But he killed Carasel so that I could destroy him."

"And you were wrong to destroy him?"

I looked into His old, old eyes. "It was my function. But I do not think it was just. I think perhaps it was needed that I destroy Saraquel, in order to demonstrate to Lucifer the Injustice of the Lord."

He smiled, then. "And whatever reason would I have for doing that?"

"I... I do not know. I do not understand--no more than I understand why You created the Dark or the voices in the Darkness. But You did. You caused all this to occur."

He nodded. "Yes. I did. Lucifer must brood on the unfairness of Saraquel's destruction. And that--amongst other things--will precipitate him into certain actions. Poor sweet Lucifer. His way will be the hardest of all my children; for there is a part he must play in the drama that is to come, and it is a grand role."

I remained kneeling in front of the Creator of All Things.

"What will you do now, Raguel?" He asked me.

"I must return to my cell. My function is now fulfilled. I have taken Vengeance, and I have revealed the perpetrator. That is enough. But--Lord?"

"Yes, child."

"I feel dirty. I feel tarnished. I feel befouled. Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."



Hmmmm.

LSS

yes i have the syndrome. the culprit is rihanna's new single. SING WITH ME!

How bout a round of applause?
Standin ovation...
Ooooh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standin' outside my house
Tryin' to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
(Please)
Just cut it out

Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
You really had me goin'
But now it's time to go
Curtains finally closin'
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow

Grab your clothes and get gone

(You better hurry up))

Before the sprinklers come on
Talkin' bout "Girl, I love you you're the one..."
This just looks like a re-run
(Please)
What else is on?

And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
You really had me goin'
But now it's time to go
Curtains finally closin'
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow

Ohhhhhh And the award for the best liar goes to you
For makin' me believe
That you could be
Faithful to me
Let's hear your speech
Oh...

How bout a round of applause?{laugh}
Standin' ovation.......

But you put on quite a show
You really had me goin'
Now it's time to go
Curtains finally closin'
That was quite a show
Very entertaining' eyeahhhhh
But it's over now
Go on and take a bow

But it's over now...

EXPORT

i did a movie review on JUNO on my friendster page, and while i was looking for the joker lines for my batman post, i also came along some juno lines and they are friggin funny! here's some.

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

***

Ultrasound Technician: Well, there you have it. Would you like to know the sex?
Leah: Yes!
Juno MacGuff: No!
Leah: Pleease, Juno, please!
Juno MacGuff: No, there will be no sex!
Ultrasound Technician: Planning to be suprised when you deliver?
Juno MacGuff: Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be suprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything.
Ultrasound Technician: Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?
Juno MacGuff: No, no, no. They're the adoptive parents.
Ultrasound Technician: Oh, well thank goodness for that!
Bren: What's that supposed to mean?
Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
Juno MacGuff: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters.
Leah: Or, like, stage parents.
Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?
Ultrasound Technician: I guess not.
Bren: What is your job title exactly?
Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.
Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?
Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.
Juno MacGuff: Bren! You's a dick! I love it!

***

Juno MacGuff: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?
Paulie Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'
Juno MacGuff: You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time
Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.

***

Juno MacGuff: Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?
Bren: It's called a spinal block. And you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.
Juno MacGuff: You mean I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?
Bren: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...
[Juno lets out painful scream, Brenda checks her watch]
Bren: Shit.
[to doctor]
Bren: Hey, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

TA-DAA!

we saw the new batman movie over the weekend. i really had no interest in the movie, i didn't even see the first one but i came across one entry from jessica zafra's blog about it and i got curious, so we went.

a lot of people were raving about how good the movie is and all. it's okay, i guess. it was not what i expected. i thought it was kinda.. (OMG!) dragging? the only recent movie i saw that had me at the edge of my seat the whole time was Vantage Point.

i liked the joker though. heath ledger was really good. i really liked the scene where he made the pencil disappear, and his choice of words when he was talking to batman at that building near the dock. hahaha!

The Joker: [to Batman] We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!

The Joker: You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one. Then we'll be doubling up the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.

i don't like that girl that took katie holmes' place as rachel dawes. she sorta also has the same puppy-dog eyes as katie but did she really have to move and talk like katie?? (i know, i watched dawson's creek during and after it's entire run.) she could've injected her own persona into the character. i hate her. haha! even dean didn't like her; she looked old and unpretty for the role. haha! harvey dent was prettier than rachel dawes!

The Joker: [Holding a knife inside Gamble's mouth] Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual, and Mommy picks up a kitchen knife to defend herself. Well, Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife and slices her up, laughing as he does it. And then he looks at me standing there, and says, "Why...so...serious?" And as he's walking over to me: "Why...so...serious?" And then he puts the knife in my mouth, like this, and says, "Let's put a *smile* on that face!"

have a good day everyone! smile! hahahahaha!

ang MULING el bimbo

it is confirmed. the ERASERHEADS are gonna have a reunion concert on august 30, 2008.

OH. MY. GOD.

ecstatic is an understatement.

here's an article from http://www.mukamo.com

One of the greatest Pinoy bands of all time, The Eraserheads will be having a reunion concert slated for August 30 at the CCP Open Grounds.

The news came from a source of the Philippine Star. All the original members — Ely Buendia, Buddy Zabala, Marcus Adoro and Raimund Marasigan will sing their hit songs, including Alapaap, Toyang and Ang Huling El Bimbo.

Update

from the eheads yahoogroup

Yes it’s true. It’s been in the works for several months na. Marlboro

is sponsoring this concert and paid each of the members a staggering

P10M each to do a full 45-minute set. This is the official

announcement:

“No more blind items my dear friends. Yes. We are confirming it.

There is no point denying:

August 30, 2008 will be LEGENDARY!!!

The country’s most influential band ever will be reunited for ONE

NIGHT ONLY.

This once in a lifetime experience will be staged at the CCP

opengrounds.

Tickets are free and you can download it early August. Website to be

announced.

ONE BRAND.

ONE BAND.

ONE NIGHT ONLY...

ERASERHEADS REUNION CONCERT!"

***
10 mil?! for 45 minutes? ho my gad! that could be enough reason to do a reunion concert, but then again, i think they are already set for life just from their royalties.. there are a lot of mixed opinions regarding this concert. some are excited, like me, others are skeptical.

zao: friends na gid man cla ayhan? k dba, dapat ma practice-practice man na cla eh, dba? baw, ano ayhan matabo sa concert man.. excited ko!
dean: ma group hug ayhan sila pag tapos nila tukar?

all the more reason to go. see you!

BRA FACE

have you ever seen Tim Gunn's Guide to Style on etc? in the show, there's a portion where the co-host model takes the make-over recipient bra shopping. on one episode, when the subject went out of the fitting room smiling, she said, "that's a good bra face." i never understood how that is, until i experienced it.
carmz and me were "ga tirik-tirik" at rockwell and we passed by bench. since we don't get to go there often, we decided to peruse every store's merchandise. we got to their underwear section, and to my delight, i saw a bra that i thought was perfect for me. i tried it on and waddaya know, it is! haha!
of course i bought it. i have never found a bra that fit my cute boobettes so well. hahaha! i had my good bra face on for the rest of the day. hihi.

API

3 more months to go and we're gonna be 4 years strong...


Create yours at BlingyBlob.com!


love you so much bie! api! amwah!!!

NE

zyn, we are praying for the soul of your tatay's peaceful journey.
our deepest sympathy.

SLRC

dean told me, i must've more absences than days attended.

what's making me not go is:
1. espana is a land far, far away from pasig.

2. even if i have gotten used to the distance, i can't stand manila jeepneys! they belch smoke like they are factories on wheels! i don't know a lot about cars or transportation, but ain't there like a test they need to pass to be able to operate? like, the exhaust air should at least be gray or white and not blacker than black???
i never cared for tissues and stuff, i considered it kikay but now, not only do i carry tissues, i have them in dry and wet. i do a little half-bath when i get to the room.

3. it's the rainy season. just a little downpour and espana gets a flood of noah and the ark proportions. not my fault. maybe mother nature knows i'm greenpeace so she helps me out a bit. hihi. could it be, the padrino system works everywhere? still, not my fault. i didn't tell her. hihi.

4. shorts, slippers and sandos are not allowed in the building.
SHIT. i am a shorts person. i am a tsinelas person. the rules are making my life very complicated.
now, not only do i have to travel a long way, i have to travel a long way and look decent.

one morning

me: walking to the main entrance, and opening my bag for the mandatory inspection
guard1: peering inside my bag then waved me in

as i was entering the building

guard2: mam, sa susunod hindi ho pwede ang sando ha.
me: ??? what the--

i was wearing a black sleeveless top. on girls, it's called a sleeveless top. on guys, yes, it can be called a sando.

when i got inside the room

me: rach! lam mo ba sabi sakin ng guard? hindi daw pwede ang sando! ho my gas! sando ba to? ha?
rachel: bakit sando? *lol* bakit gurl, lalake ka ba? *lol*

self-discipline. self-discipline. self-discipline.

WOLFF'S LAW

i was lying in bed the other day, willing myself to get up and study. i skipped my review class again. i was sick. promise.
anyways, i was going over my plans in my head and i realized that self-discipline is a big factor. before i pray to the heavens to make me pass the NPTE, or may the consul grant me a visa, i must pray for, first and foremost, self-discipline. i seem to have very little of it or maybe i am just overflowing with procrastination. maybe when God gave self-discipline i was under a rock. then He must've bestowed boobs immediately after that. dammit.
oh, and i sleep a lot. shit. i should learn from experience.
so, to kick start my self-discipline units (maybe it's like bone you know, the more you use it, the more it get's stronger...) i am just gonna blog once a week. so i'm returning to blogging in bulk. imma also give up watching movies, CSI, that 70's show... er... i can do this!
will document my progress.

WACHA

i watched a couple movies last weekend.


saturday, it was Motorcycle Diaries, with gael garcia bernal (Y Tu Mama Tambien, Babel) as ernesto guevarra de la serna. it's an adaptation of a journal he wrote when he was 23 years old. he and his friend, alberto granado are typical college students who, seeking fun and adventure before graduation, decide to travel across south america.

it's a roadtrip movie in which ernesto and alberto are looking for chicks, fun and adventure and more chicks, in alberto's case anyway. as is said in the film itself, it's about "two lives running parallel for a while." the two best friends start off with the same goals and aspirations, but by the time the film is over, it's clear what each man's destiny has become.

this film gave me an idea where he could've gotten his name CHE instead of using ernesto.
if gael deided to follow in che's footsteps, he can revolutionize me anytime. haha!



sunday night, it was After Sex. that's the movie title, okay.

it's an edgy relationship comedy that uses sex as a background to examine intimacy and vulnerability. it's an honest look at the complexity of modern day relationships told through eight separate couples. what attracted me to the movie is that, since i am currently on my that 70's show marathon, it has jackie burkhart (mila kunis) in it. i like it. i thought the nine stories were all the relationship types there was but then i remembered, they forgot one: the ashton-demi type. oh, the last story was really funny. >.<

BLACKOUT

insecurity knocks from time to time... but this time, it toppled the door over.
i didn't get the chance to poke it in the eye.

i overheard someone say "walang gamot sa insecurity".
i wish there was.
i'd take one every four hours.

URGET NOS

i was looking for old college pics and came upon this. not exactly the photo i had in mind but seeing it put a smile to my lips. i had FUN with that uniform. haha!

paulinians (in iloilo, anyway) are always stereotyped as brats and snobs; rich kids who were from catholic school since kindergarten. if you've encountered those types, believe me, they aren't PT's; particularly batch 2006, or as i prefer to call us, batch belachenghamakya domini. haha!

it's easy to spot us on campus. that is, if we ever wander out of our classroom. autistic.

we're the ones:

with above the knee skirts sans stockings

with the colored bags

with "bumbilya" sized earrings (think cycy)

without the inner camisole

with the occasional criss cross bra (i got penalized for this! juice ko! haha!)

we used to entertain ourselves:

by people watching

and people watching

did i say people watching?

"lakat ta day, pa kiosk ta, mamintas naman ta to." NYAHAHAHAHA!

***

UPDATE: emz reminded me that we also didn't abide with the prescribed type of shoes: black with 2" heels without straps. emz wore flats, i wore one with straps then progressed to flats. haha!

emz also had colored hair, which was a no-no.

cyrene: miss, natural hair color ko ni ya.. AHAHAHA!

***

Catholic school girls rule

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

In the class shes taking notes

Just how deep deep is my throat

Mother mary dont you know

Shes got eyes like marylin monroe

Catholic school girls rule...

From the cross shes raised her head

This is what the sister said

Give no love until youre wed

Live no life until youre dead

The good books says we must suppress

The good books says we must confess

But who cares what the good books says

Cause now shes taking off her dress

Catholic school girls rule...

Lead us into temptation

We are pure divine creation

Talkin about my generation

Injected with the seed of emaculation

Catholic !

oh yeah. i had fun with that uniform. *wink*

GRAVIDA

zao: cy, ibutang tka xa blog ko, k lg? d lg ko mag butang names.. na hapi gd ko cmu ah! hehe
cy: sure ah, maski mag name ka pa! :o) hehehe im so hapi

so here. my friend cyrene, is prima gravida. she is 10 weeks along and it is unplanned but she doesn't seem to have a care in the world. if i was in her place at this point in my life, i would've committed suicide and murder. maybe not that extreme, but i'll be going out of my mind.

carmz and i met up with her at a restaurant near her work. carmz and i were there first and when i told carmz "cy is pregnant" she didn't seem shocked at all. why do i have this feeling that she already knew?

anyways, i noticed that cy was aleady near us when i heard, "neeeeeeeeee...!" haha! she was waving her hands about and smiling widely, blue eyeshadowed eyes and all. her disposition is not what you would expect someone who just got knocked up unintentionally. she is VERY MUCH happy, it's contagious! she had just submitted herself to an ultrasound and was very delighted to see her baby, in her words, "dancing" inside her. she was so enamored by it, she wanted to have an ultrsound every week! she's hoping for a girl.

so very cyrene.

in the course of one hour, she talked about THAT day, her predilection for kiwi, how she didn't suffer morning sickness that much, how she felt when she found out, her "activities" before it happened, her other "friends", what she's gonna do about it, how big her boobs are gonna get, and her pending job offer at a resort in Palau. she told it all animatedly in rapid ilonggo, which caused us to have bursts of guffaws every 30 seconds.

so very cyrene.

well, what will you expect? she is coping with it like how cyrene would in that kind of situation: like the kid she has always been but with perfectly curled eyelashes and stillettos.

so very cyrene.

carmz: teh cy, panu na mapakasal kamu?
cy: ay indi ko ya! kon mapakasal kami, teh laban dal-on ya gid ko na sa abra, baw day maano ako to ya? wala to mall! ang only commercial establishment didto, mister donut lang!

so very cyrene.

i'm very proud of her. she's treating it like the blessing and the gift it is, and not some bad aftertaste. i used to think cy was just a brat, a lola's girl who got everything she wanted and has no concern for anything but herself, but with this, she showed that looks can be deceiving; she's made of pretty strong stuff. she's grown big time in my eyes. this is for you. you are handling this pretty well, and with class.

so very cyrene.

ETYMOLOGY

this is my DEAN week. indulge me. if you won't, go play in traffic.
stumbled upon one of his comments on my friendster page.. my banner and slogan is due him.. shu >.<

Squee
05/25/2006 10:16 pm

Sweet! Her kisses are.. really!

the way she makes u feel loved.. lovely

to hug and be hugged by her.. comfy

stand by her side.. sit ryt next to her...

to look at her- even from a distance. pure bliss

to sing your heart out with her.. relaxing

doing crazy things together.. pure fun

eat dinner with her.. burp!

watch a movie with her..

hold her hands..

walk in columns with her..

hold her stuff for her..

kiss her gudnyt..

to wait for her...

to think that she'll be there when the wait is over...

always a pleasure... really...

to have someone worth the wait...


better than pot, beer and reggae together...

FAR MORE BETTER!!!

LUV U BIE KOW! LUV U GD! mishu! mwaah!

TENSES

fantasy
BOYD: PAST.. haha!

reality
my OWN brandon boyd: "...is a GIFT that's why it's called PRESENT..."

HAIRCUT

dean and his new hair.
only real men can wear pink and work it.
woooot! luv u bie! amwaah!